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[Tuesday
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whoisraya
<3 

Thought about this place and Emz today for some reason.

How has everyone been?

Don't think anyone will read this, but thought I would try. 
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[Monday
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blairpettrey
I just had a baby almost 3 months ago (woah time flies) so I obviously have been staying home... which means a big budget cut for us; but...Both of these websites are GREAT! I've made over $200 in the past 2months from them (and yes really have been paid)! M
The surveys can get redundent, but are worth it. Treasure Trooper isn't as quick to okay things you've done, but I think has better payouts! Check em out! (Warning: THEY ARE SLIGHTLY ADDICTING!!!)


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[Thursday
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ragging
http://ragging.livejournal.com/297747.html?mode=reply
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[Saturday
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w4e2e0d

Your Social Dysfunction:
Normal



Being average in terms of how social you are, as well as the amount of self-esteem you have, you're pretty much normal. Good on you.





Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com


Please note that we aren't, nor do we claim to be, psychologists. This quiz is for fun and entertainment only. Try not to freak out about your results.

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[Thursday
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luminous_star
[ mood | aggravated ]

BASICS:
Name: Star
Age: 23
Sex: I have a Vagina
& Location: California
Sexual Preference: Dominic!
Significant other?(we like pictures): Yes.
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Tell us about yourself in 10 sentences: I could rock your socks off. I have a nice ass. I love Emz <3. I'm a mom. I love the bar. I love caffeine. I love nicotine. I love pink. I live in california. I sharted!
5+ fav bands: Shinedown, 3 days grace, Crossfade, Taking Back Sunday, Audioslave.
5- bands you hate: Eh. IDK right now.
5 Movies: Clock work Orange, Run Lola Run, American history X, Nutty Professor, Trainspotting.
5 TV Shows: The OC, The Firts 48, Inked, Miami Ink, The Simpsons
Fav. Color: Pussy PINK!

OPINIONS, pick at least 4.
Bush: Yummy..
Insane Clown Posse: Used to listen to them..
Love: You never experiance love until you have a child.
Eating disorders: No thanks.
Cutting: Again, No thanks.
Homosexuals: Lots of fun!
Porno: Yes please..!

PIX:
7+ pictures of your face, they have to be clear:


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160x120 picture you want for the member's page:
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Promote BB in your info and to atleast 3 friends journals provide links please. (yes, we check, and yes, you have to.:
http://whatisreality19.livejournal.com/
http://users.livejournal.com/__punkette__/
http://fallen-n-tears.livejournal.com/

Who/where did you hear about us?: Emz <3


Kiss OUR butts!:
EMZ: I'm not kissing your ass. But I do Love you bunches! :-*
L-BURN: I have not met you yet. So I'm not kissing your ass either.

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[Thursday
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hana
SO i TOTALLY did the scavenger hunt.. but my stupid ass closed the browser by accident. *cries*

i am on dial up now or id do it while andrew is at work. >.
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[Sunday
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w4e2e0d


OK THIS COMMUNITY HAS BEEN INEFFECTIVE FOR ENOUGH TIME NOW!! I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD PROMOTE AND GET NEW MEMBERS SO WE CAN HAVE THIS SHIT STARTED UP AGAIN!!! PLEASE!!!



For every person you have to join.. you get 10 extra points.. ok?!

PLEASE PROMOTE!!!
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[Friday
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w4e2e0d
I GOT KITTIES!!! THEY ARE SOOOO CUTE!!!

20 Pictures :)Collapse )
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MOD// WTF IS UP WITH YALL?!?!?! [Tuesday
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w4e2e0d
[ mood | bitchy ]

Ok everyone since emily is out on mommy duty.. muahaha.. i guess im the one that needs to motivate yall...


ITS ALMOST THE END OF THE MONTH AND NOBODY HAS TURNED IN THEIR THEME!! WHAT UP?!?!


Yall suck!

I went ahead and stamped Hana...

and that other BITCH... that didnt reply to us.. well i told her to go make her O face at someone else SLUT! and to get the fuck outta our community. MUAHAHA.. damn im a bitch.

So lets get the themes done.. and i want to see TURKEY EATING.. i think if u took pictures of thanksgiving you can get extra points.. only because i love everyone...

If you read this, comment to me and tell me that u read it because ill know whos paying attention to the community or not.. LOSERS! j/k



Ps. I went to the dentist today and i have to get my wisdom teeth taken out soon :( So i can take pictures of my bitching about my mouth hurting... Ok people.. theres no school this week for you youngings so happy thanksgiving.. and picture taking <3 Yall!!!

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MOD POST// PICTURE [Saturday
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w4e2e0d
I GOT MY HAIR DYED!!!!


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[Friday
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hana
OMG LIEK I'M SO UGLY ROFLZCollapse )
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Im an Auntie :) haha.. not [Friday
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w4e2e0d
Ok yall..... something everyone has been waiting for....

Im gonna make this a public entry so if u know anyone that wants to see these pictures u can just send them the link! :)


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EMILY HAD THE BABY!!!!!


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[Friday
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demolitionwhore
OMG LIEK I'M SO UGLY ROFLZCollapse )
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TENNIS and TITTIES [Friday
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w4e2e0d
GUYS ARE A-HOLES AND EVERYONE SHOULD BECOME LESBIENS!!!!



TENNISCollapse )
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LAUGH BECAUSE ITS FUNNY [Tuesday
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w4e2e0d
A business man got onto an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde
already inside who greeted him with a big bright, "T-G-I-F."


He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."


She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F, " more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."


The man smiled back to her and once again said, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means
Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
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Application [Monday
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xxhistarxx
OMG LIEK I'M SO UGLY ROFLZCollapse )
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[Monday
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w4e2e0d
Happy Halloween




How to Give Oral Sex to a Woman

The following are advanced Cunnilungus techniques that go above and beyond the simple guide in the Beginner Section. Try em' out today and tell us what you think.


1. A woman is more sensitive so begin with less pressure than you would like.?
2. Kiss and lick the inside of her thighs to create sexual anticipation.?
3. Explore the entire Vulva (outside of the vagina) with circular tongue motions.?
4. Suck on her labia (vaginal lips) gently.?
5. Long lapping motions with your tongue from her vaginal opening to her clitoris.
6. Use a pointy tongue all around the clitoris but not directly on it.?
7. Write numbers on her entire Vulva area with your tongue, then the alphabet.?
8. Slip one or two fingers inside her vagina as you gently lick her clitoris.?
9. Use a stiff tongue to lick her clitoris from side to side.
10. Make humming sounds with your lips so they vibrate as you kiss the clitoris.?
11. Stroke her Perenium (between the anus and vaginal opening) while sucking gently on her clitoris.?
12. Never rub or insert anything sugary in a woman's vagina because it will cause infection.
13. Draw her closer by lifting her buttocks and kissing her vagina just as you would her mouth.?
14. Alternate pressure with your tongue as you lick long and short strokes from the anus to the clitoris.?
15. Insert a fingertip into her anus as you lick her clitoris
16. Gently pull her Labia Majora apart (outside lips) and lick the Labia Minora (inside lips) with the tip of your tongue.?
17. Nuzzle your face in her mound and brush your lips and nose over her clitoris.?
18. Insert your tongue into her vaginal opening with quick pointy motions.?
19. Flick your tongue over clitoris alternating from up and down and side to side.?
20. When she is on the verge of orgasm, make your lips into an O and take her clitoris in your mouth sucking gently.?
21. Insert one or two fingers and discover her G-spot while licking her clitoris.?
22. Lick her entire Vulva like an ice cream cone with lapping motions.
23. Use your tongue like a snake sliding and twisting it inside her slowly, then fast?
24. Suck on some ice before licking her vagina for a cool sensation.?
25. Drink some hot liquid and then suck and twirl your hot tongue over her.?



k thnx
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[Friday
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w4e2e0d
ADOPT A PET


my pet!


YAY!! Now You must do it tooo <3
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[Monday
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ragging
Okay suicide is the theme.
Anything involving you AND suicide.
trkylym already made some.Read more...Collapse )
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MOD [Monday
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ragging
Join _MILF_ NOW

I'm joinging this community, I'm just posting it in here, because I didn't want to spam anyone.
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